Dobby's Friend 1. Its all That, in itself, was nothing new; shed been crushing on him for months, what with his wild untameable hair and those gorgeous eyes with the reputation for not always doing the right thing. They had been dragged into all of this, they had been dragged into event after event all Harry Potter, he replied automatically. Ship: H/Hr (sort ofshades of H/Hr/many, with lots of Carpe Diem guilt-free fun). ., My rat, Scabbers. Im sure they will be delighted with the part where you, Lucius, and you, Delores, demanded that we use the Class One restricted item, the one powered by a blood sacrifice, on innocent school children. But we does, we is needing Great and Powerful Harry Potter sir., Ahhh, McFooie called. One hundred points from Gryffindor! Snape yelled. On fanfiction.net alone, there are six hundred thousand individual Harry Potter fanfictionstories. So what are you reading?, Im trying to see if there is any way out of the tournament.. Alls five five of House-elf fingers times House-elf fingers of them., There was a series of gasps. Catching up the Crew I take it Daphnes getting help with her essays?, Astoria nodded. So, of course Harry shrugged slowly. (And All The Tags, too! #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 - Even without using Legilimency, Albus knew what he was thinking: No, no, thats not the way its done. How often does Ronald bathe?. My father is the best-looking man Ive ever seen, but hes not the brightest torch on the wall. Dude. . As everyone gasped in horror or outrage, Romilda was watching Harrys eyes. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest). "That was awesome!" Dobby's small chest proudly puffed up. But I'm the one who locked me in, suffocating. And, if these arent doing it for you, youve got a very deep rabbit hole to dive into. He slowly pushed himself onto his knees, unwilling and unable to stand up all the way. Despite everything, she had listened to Severus vicious words, and allowed herself to believe the worst of Potter. Now, what can I do for you?. Who knows how long you might have to wait for any kind of resolution, however sad it will be. Father in heart and soul and everything but blood. Sure, Remus claimed to want him, but surely if Sirius didnt then Remus wouldnt push too hard. ), I found myself suddenly immersed in the world of, is an Old School fanfic from the active days of Sugar Quills. Dumbledore gulped. Come on, Hermione said, picking up her bag. I know. He met the hate-filled eyes of the real Alastair Moody, before he raised his wand. Fluffy one shot with a Think of Sirius. investigation Lucius, I will accept your resignation letter in the morning.. He had not mentioned the badges this morning, partly because they were childish, and partly because he thought it might be character-building for Harry. As she sat, she scowled, and grabbed a book to read. He shook his head, and opened the chest that was holding his victim. If no one else sees that, it means that no one was standing up for him, right?, So if everyone is against him, we can use that to make friends with him!, Tori, youre so smart you make my teeth hurt, Romilda said slowly. Forget it. Dobby x Master Potter smut. And as for supervision, Harry said slowly, its not going to be any different. Now that the Dark Lord is gone, you can call me Prongs." r/HPfanfiction Basically, you have to use a Blood Quill to write the runes in the key stone. Heads of the government, for example, were elected positions. Theyve had nothing but bad luck since then. It totally does.). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. Heres a sampling of different types of story, including canon, alternate universe, and pre- and post-canon. He could grab him and claim that hes bringing him to Hagrid for a check up, as hes been under the weather. What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? For the first time, she wished she knew more spells a stunning spell would have been better. Thats how Malfoy controls his stench., Hermione placed her elbows on the table, and placed her head in her hands. 22. Dumbledore was frowning at them, and down at his plate. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. If I had a voice I would sing is the story of Narcissa Black and Lily Evans back in Hogwarts. As for the Wizengamot, I have already sent them a letter explaining just why we are facing the worst international diplomatic crisis in many years. He peered in and gasped. He-he wants, for some reason, and Sirius got in the way of that, didnt he?, Yes! And what, exactly, is the plan from here? One with twinkling blue eyes. Sure enough, after a moment of searching, he spotted the name Peter Pettigrew amongst those milling around in the common room. That its me. Hermione looked at her for a moment. Once every fortnight? Astoria repeated with a shudder. Normal. Others were agreeing with him, and she could already see Malfoy the only boy at Hogwarts who managed to bathe less than Weasley starting a loud rant about it. He sighed; he hadnt done that in years. Im sorry, Cully, but I am going to have to order you to make a proper breakfast., Cully thinks that Dumbledore can take his orders and be shoving thems into a small, smelly place where things have been shoved before.. I have requested from the I.C.W. Bitch, Vicky snarled, before turning and storming off, leaving her alone. Hes thought up some badges that switch between saying Support Cedric Diggory and then Potter Stinks. Hes paying a seventh year to make them., Well, he doesnt bathe; he has no manners, no sophistication, no deportment, no taste, and no ability in class. All the officials involved have sworn vows of honesty. Her gran could tell someones shoe size with a look, and then serve them their most innermost thoughts as a dessert. I was a weird oneI came into Harry Potter fanfiction later in my life. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. She didnt know how hed react, and she really didnt want to screw things up. Morning, he said. And it was either going to be the Deputy Headmistress hat or the Head of Gryffindor hat. Im fine. If you don't mind incest its a soul bond between Harry/His Twin sister/Gabrielle. I cannot live as a charge of a bigoted bully like you, she said calmly, and joined them at the table. FP's Fics. Harry reached out for another piece of toast, and spread some butter and jam oven it. Fair warning, it is a dark and tragic story that is a far cry from the usual Harry/Daphne fare. Any further squabbling was stopped as Harry chuckled. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! holds a special place in my heart as one of the first Wizarding World fics I read in which the main characters were no longer teenagers. Snappy redhead and an angry blonde in a secret battle to save MundanesI mean Mugglesfrom the megalomadman who wants to rule the world. What experiment? Harry asked back, looking confused. But he had brought them down with him because he was too selfish to let them go once he had them. Remember what I always say to you?. Now he was here. If you dont mind, Professor? she asked politely. Harry looked at her, and she could see the torment in his eyes. He then hid at the Weasleys for years., Ooo, oo, ooo! Romilda said, bouncing in her seat. Warning: its a WIP. cunning +22 more # 10. She felt herself absorbing some of it, and could see that Astoria was doing the same thing, her blue eyes were glowing as well. Harry sighed. What my enthusiastic friend is trying to say, Astoria interrupted dryly, is that, from what weve seen and heard of your school history, you try and stay out of the limelight, but often get thrust in it, to your obvious discomfort!, Yes, thank you, Tori, Romilda muttered, feeling slightly embarrassed. Read at your own risk. So, how is your social experiment going? Astoria asked. Good, so hes there. I can curse Pettigrew to reveal himself in public, that will show that hes alive, and get Sirius a trial, where he can finally prove his innocence, and then I can use the blood to move the wards, and live with him! Harrys eyes started to flash, and then I can have friends around, and visit them, and everything, he continued with enthusiasm. Im better than you in academics.. May Ron and I hug you?. Or not try at all? He still might have gotten away with it, if it wasnt for those meddling kids. Yes, I have finished the next chapter of "Hogwarts' Dawn" and I have sent it to beta. The Politicians Wife holds a special place in my heart as one of the first Wizarding World fics I read in which the main characters were no longer teenagers. It should also be noted that these Harry Potterfanfiction readsare obviously not going to be objective choices. seem to be rather invested in your life., Harry stared at her, mouth dropping open. with me. Thats Malfoys House-elf, Astoria said, as a strangely dressed House-elf appeared. He hadnt even thought that his lack of action had meant that he was condoning bullying. investigation, and with Lucius under a separate investigation, he was left short of allies. Dobby is telling other House-elves that you is letting me be sharing magics without bond. Astoria rolled her eyes, but smiled as well. Comments: 658 Kudos: 2697 Bookmarks: 798 Hits: 76021. House-elves is no longer needing wizards to live. "Kreacher!" Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. So, ideas about how to get past some unknown creature? Why else would all this happen? She arrived in the common room, to find that it was empty. You should read The Green Girl, and see how well the author takes that familiar Granger personality and puts it into this very extenuating circumstance. Harry had planned on marrying Ginny, but when he found out that Draco and Severus were going to be executed without cause after the war, he gave up on that dream and bound himself to them instead. YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. In which Harry reads Theyve put anti-summoning charms on the items since then., Oh, Hermione said abruptly. Im sorry, I didnt mean--, Hey, hey, its okay. Work Search: Harry and Hermione are forced to have sex in order to save Ron's life. An apology? Also a WIP, but is pretty regularly updated. 18. So, of course, would be the reason he left Sirius in Azkaban. Sure, youre stuck in a stupid tournament, sure, you dont want to be here, and sure someones trying to kill you, but hidings hardly going to solve the problem, is it?, Romi, Astoria sighed, flying at a beast is an acceptable way of dealing with a situation. 3. He didnt feel nearly as volatile as before, though the thoughts and emotions were still swirling in the back of his mind, waiting to pounce again. There was a hush, again, as they entered, and everyone stared at them with distrust. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. The two potters latched onto each other for affection and because of that a broken romance between the two happened. She hadnt realised until later that her not offering to do this on other occasions normally meant she was guilty. But he had brought them down with him because he was too selfish to let them go once he had them. OT3. Romilda looked at Astoria, they met each others eyes, before they shifted so that they could join in the hug. Hey, Romi, Astoria panted. If he didnt try, why? We should do it again tomorrow, so we can work out how Harrys going to survive., Oi, Romilda interrupted, Harrys going to rock this tournament, none of this barely surviving. Dobby shook his head shyly. The crunch seemed extra loud, as he took a bite. Hes been in my family forever, he was Percys before me. Love is earned. They were bloody bureaucrats, and there was no way hed be allowed to sip from his flask during the interminable interviews they would set. Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters . He framed Sirius, and turned into his Animagus form, a rat, and escaped. Little does he know the bright eyed, messy haired boy will become something much more than either of them ever imagined. Maybe hes your guardian?. . The common room filled rapidly and everyone was still talking about Harry and what a prat he was. Why had she not interfered with the badges? 12. Harry and Ron joined in, the three of them grinning before diving into their books. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, This fic has gotten much longer than planned, But it's now about to become the longest thing I've ever written. Ill always be better than you at potions, Romilda added confidently. Before he could get too deep into investigating the map--and beginning to wonder how his father and friends had made it work and whether or not he could replicate it in order to give a new copy to Fred and George as a thank you--Ron and Hermione were dragging him off to the hospital wing under claims that he needed to take care of himself first, honestly Harry., He protested that he would eat and get his potions and what not, he had finished looking into the map, but his friends had given him identical disbelieving looks and continued to drag him to the hospital wing, citing that if they let him wait he would never eat or get his potions cause he would get carried away with research, blimey mate, you act like we havent been friends with you for years. He supposed that they werent entirely, So, it was a reluctant Harry that had been dragged to the hospital wing, tutted over by Madame Pomfrey, given a multitude of different potions (honestly, how. Why?. The chair Romilda was sitting on started to vibrate as well. Hes never said so, Harry replied slowly. He-he wants Once upon a time, there was a trilogy of epic proportions called The Draco Trilogy (that I wont link because the author technically wants it to not exist on the internet) that ended in a Draco/Ginny pairing. Two tropes in one! Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose de On a stormy night of July 31st, the most feared wizard ever had a daughter. linkffn(12636345). I-I dont know. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. So it will be something like acromantulas?, Giant spiders, Romilda replied. Dumbledore released him, and Alastor jumped to his feet, and stumbled as his fake leg cracked. She was joined a few moments later by Hermione. The days passed slowly since Harry came home from trial and reported that Albus Dumbledore had been found guilty of everything and sentenced to the rest of his life in Azkaban prison and shackled with the cuffs that blocked magical power. Latest Chapter | Chapter List. Dobby needs go tell other House-elves about how lucky Dobby is! The House-elf popped away. Hello, all, where are you off to in such a hurry? As soon as he was gone, the whispering started. If theres a pairing you want to read about like Draco and Hermione or Harry and Hermione, I guarantee it exists. An Epilogue-compliant story that goes awry by creating an Alternate Past. 21. Hermione rushed around the table, and hugged Harry. You know what? Parts are still going through beta, but it is my intention to post one chapter a week (as my schedule allows). highest rankings: Harrys eyes shot to Hermiones. Ron, Hermione, Remus, McGonagall, and a black dog (a. black dog) were all staring at him, faces drawn up in worry. After everything that she had learnt about Harry today, about his family, Romilda felt her temper erupt. Thanks, she muttered. Rooms are being ready, Harry Potter sir, Dobby said, as he appeared with a pop. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Where is he usually, Mr. Weasley?, Normally hes in my dorm. And like what?. He truly did not want to know if even more people were involved in inter-house bullying. Before he could get too deep into investigating the map--and beginning to wonder how his father and friends had made it work and whether or not he could replicate it in order to give a new copy to Fred and George as a thank you--Ron and Hermione were dragging him off to the hospital wing under claims that he needed to take care of himself first, honestly Harry. Its okay, honest.. I wont tell Astoria, Romilda volunteered. Smirking slightly to himself, Harry continued reading down the page. , this story jumpsmore thantwenty years after Hogwarts, to a future in which Draco Malfoy and Hermione Weasley (though he refuses to call her anything but Granger) work for the Ministry of Magic. I hate creatures, she muttered. Wait what? Astoria smiled brightly, and Romilda realised her friend had no idea Harry had asked for Hermiones benefit. Dobby?, Dobby nodded urgently. And he doesnt know how to talk to girls., So yes, Romilda said and giggled. by Bex-Chan. What is going on, Dumbledore? Fudge demanded as he entered the office with Lucius Malfoy and his undersecretary. Her modesty, too, no doubt, Romilda teased. Though even if Sirius was innocent, that did not mean he would take Harry in, Harry reminded himself. Romilda snagged another sausage and ate it quickly, just in case it might disappear. From the Slytherin table, Astoria stood and walked over to them. But as we is being frees, we can now be lookings for it, without breaking our words.. Yeah, I was just about to tell everyone that., Which is exactly why I stopped you. Hermione opened her mouth, and then closed it and shrugged. life. That is being for later. X-Men is owned by Stan Lee, Marvel Entertainment, and 20th Century Fox. Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the defenses on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. Harry was protecting Hermione the same way a sibling would. The taste seemed enhanced by the fact most everyone else was eating gruel. Romilda pouted playfully at her friend again. 4. Harry couldnt focus on them though, unable to draw the air to keep speaking, his thoughts spiraled instead, and he had to focus more and more energy on keeping his magic After Harry, Hermione, and his two new friends had walked out this morning, hed actually stepped back and looked at himself. She was about to start a defence of Harry, when glanced across at the Slytherin table. While Ron works on his bawdy limericks, Harry takes a risk by penning something a bit more angsty, Epic-length, but Not Necessarily Epic-quality. The Slytherin colours vanished from her robes. Old House-elf McFooie knows! a House-elf shouted. Couldnt you use the Map to check his location? Harry asked, managing to pull himself briefly out of the fog in order to respond. Or, check out some great graphics showing the favorite ships in the HP fanfic world. Everyone hates him, Vane, and we can hate you too, Vicky whispered. A quick glance showed that the other two females in sight in the empty library were looking as shocked as she was. more." He was lying on the ground, a sea of concerned faces looming over him. You alright there, Harry? He entered, and saw the Ravenclaws gathered around desks and on couches, as normal. What do you mean, Romi? Harry asked in a gentler tone. Hed thought that because James Potter would have done it, his son would have as well. In this particular Harry Potterfanfiction, not only do Hermione and Draco have to share a common room as school Heads, but here, our buddy Draco has Amnesia. Above the grammar and spelling corrections, a lot of the technical jargon about Blacksmithing comes from Kokopelli, who is Mortal Combat is owned byMidway Games, Williams Electronics Games, Inc, Acclaim, Nintendo, and Sega. It may surprise you to lean that the I.C.W. Your Mileage May Vary. Astoria nodded and vanished from the mirror, and Romilda reluctantly rolled out of bed and started to get ready for the day. "Anything to help the great wizard Harry Potter." They grinned at each other, but the moment of exhilariation faded away quickly. Cedric. Stop that, Harry said irritably. 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